dankmemeuniversity:

princessyonasan:

hekubaroughridge:

OBSESSED with the fact that there’s a redditor out there who calls themselves “PISS BOT” but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman. 

weaver-z:

pomegranateparingknife:

gauwain:

girlboss baby. is that anything

satire is dead

Inject a pack of wolves with orca testosterone and release them in Dreamworks headquarters

deadpanwalking:

kendallroy-deactivated20210425:

what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck

lmaonade:

april fools is so childish i would never trick anyone bestie. anyway i have this absolutely delicious sherry in my cellar you just have to try 

taxidermiedgarfield:

everythingfox:

Good and pure

cats